alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

paris666hilton:

I miss Electra Heart so much :-(

paris666hilton:

I miss Electra Heart so much :-(


”You shouldn’t accept being anything than number one in someones life, or you just shouldn’t be with them.” - Marina Diamandis

”You shouldn’t accept being anything than number one in someones life, or you just shouldn’t be with them.” - Marina Diamandis

updates on my love life: claimed another fictional character as my boyfriend
frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons
Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

james-p-sullivan:

[HORRIFIED SCREAMING]

james-p-sullivan:

[HORRIFIED SCREAMING]